Archive for October 19th, 2007

Man Jailed for Ferguson Attack

Friday, October 19th, 2007

A drunken thug who punched Sir Alex Ferguson in the groin was jailed for 15 months on Thursday.
Homeless Kevin Reynolds, branded by the judge a “significant risk to the public”, spotted the Manchester United manager outside a train station, staggered towards him and delivered a single blow.

His “stunned” victim promptly doubled up in agony and, as he fought for breath, managed to gasp “What the hell are you doing?”.

The 44-year-old beggar - whose criminal record boasts a total of 146 convictions including many for violence, during nearly a quarter of a century of drink-driven offending - promptly insisted: “I’m sorry Fergie, I didn’t realise it was you.”

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